Our Vision

The engineers and scientists at Non-Existent Problem Solvers, Inc. (NONEXPS) dedicate themselves daily to looking at the world around us. Then, we apply our world-reknowned expertise to imagine all the things that could never go wrong.

After all, there are more than enough professionals working to solve real-world problems. At NONEXPS, we recognize that there aren't nearly enough professionals looking at the world's non-problems.

Engineering solutions to rid the globe of non-problems is what NONEXPS does best.

Prioritizing Non-Problems Is Hard

A frequent mistake of the average layman is in thinking that identifying the highest-priority non-problem to tackle next is an easy task. However, the experience NONEXPS has acquired over a lifetime of technical challenges has shown us that nothing could be further from the truth.

Our (Patent-Pending) scientific method leverages a 642 question evaluation survey to explore known, and unknown, non-hazards literally lurking in your environment. The consequences of these non-hazards, if one of them ever beat all the odds and actually took place, could jeopardize the health and safety of billions of people. In most cases, however, the effects of non-hazards being postively actuated will generally go unnoticed by 99.37% of the population.

The team at NONEXPS are experts at mitigating that last 0.63%!

So, if you have excess time or budget dollars, and are looking for ways to consume these precious resources, then please consider giving the Solution Experts at NONEXPS a call. Numerous non-hazards pertinent to your specific situation have likely already been considered and added to our Unlikely Threats database, and it would be our privilege to custom-design an unlikely-to-ever-be-needed solution to your non-problem.

Don't hesitate, and let non-hazards catch you unprepared!
Call 937-240-0000 today!